
Roo's pearls of wisdom:
Me: what's that in the water?
Roo: it's a bob.
Me: a what?
Roo: it's just a bob mum.
It was a buoy.
(Roo knows perhaps a little too well the joke about what you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean).
2 grown ups, 2 children under 5, 1 dog, 1 yacht, and 0 time frame.....